I feel defeated,
been up for
hundreds of years
and I haven’t even
left my bed yet."
Some people take this website to seriously.
I will never get over this joke
"Take care of the land…someday you’ll be part of it"
- sign on our hike in Chantery Flats
we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
Let her continue
"Commit to loving yourself completely. It’s the most radical thing you will do in your lifetime."
"Do you brew sunsets with those eyes?"
"My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument."
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.
"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"
(Source: sailorp00n, via hearmeoutpoetry)